Sleazy Greetings – I Wish I Were An Octopus Card



More hands mean more hands for touching that booty, among other things. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your husband, wife, or significant other, whether it’s for a special occasion or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress.

  • Writing on inside says, “I’m Such a Sucker For You.” with space for personalization
  • A7 size (5″ x 7″)
  • Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
  • Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish

SKU: SG000040

UPC: 810063480394