“A Birthday?! In This Economy?” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Celebrate another year of surviving capitalism with our “A Birthday?! In This Economy?” card. A humorous nod to the struggles of adulting, this card is perfect for anyone who can laugh at the absurdity of birthdays being expensive as hell. Because let’s face it, we all could use a little humor in this crazy economy.
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG001381
UPC: 810171403810
