Glitterati Penis Party Pack: All Sass, No Stress
Planning a party should feel exciting—not like another item on your to-do list. That’s where the Glitterati Penis Party Pack comes in. It’s your one-stop, glitter-packed solution for hosting a wild, hilarious night that nobody will forget. From the cake to the cocktails, this kit covers it all with a wink and a whole lot of flair.
Inside, you’ll find 8 disposable foil-stamped plates that look great and save you from scrubbing dishes. Matching napkins are ready to tackle spills, smears, and cake disasters with zero judgment. And those straws? Non-shedding glitter penis paper straws—because sipping from plain ones is just sad.
But wait, there’s more! Five penis confetti-filled balloons add some floaty fun to your space, while five penis-shaped candles bring the drama to your dessert moment. Toss in a generous bag of penis confetti (because moderation is boring), and you’ve got décor that’s as extra as your guest list.
The best part? It’s all coordinated, easy to set up, and designed to spark laughter before the first drink is poured. No confusion, no clashing—just instant party magic.
Why the Glitterati Penis Party Pack Steals the Show
Whether you’re throwing a bachelorette bash, birthday blowout, or just a night of uninhibited fun, this kit takes the pressure off. Plus, it comes with a full deck of Sexy Guys Playing Cards to keep the vibes cheeky all night long.
From tableware to tiny party peens, it’s all here. No hunting, no matching, no stress—just glitter, giggles, and a damn good time. Let the chaos begin.
SKU: CP.1212
UPC: 817717012123
